Here I am.

So here I am, it took a while to figure it out but the only thing missing in my life was a blog.

This week I have mainly been enjoying the new Obits record. Obits it Rick Froberg from Drive Like Jehu / Hot Snakes new band. It bears all the Froberg guitar work hallmarks and seeing as I'm in the mood to make a lazy genre comparison I would say it was 'garagy' - if that's even a word.



There is no new episode of Lost this week so all I have to look forward to is the next installment of 'Coleen's Real Women'. Last week they defied all odds to get a MILF in the Sony Mother's Day Campaign - way to go Coleen.

I am still bombarding ITV with letters requesting 'Rooney's Real Men' - when produced I hope to gain at least an audition for Nike, Adidas or at the very least Kappa. My fine and delicate hands however will fail at the first hurdle for the H.Samuel 9ct Sovereign Ring photoshoot due to the lack of sausage fingers and brittle black hair.